I think the name Terminal has negative connotations. I think they should rename terminals to Wellspring of Life Zones. Then waiting for your plane won't be as horrifying.
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I recently raised the top bunk as high as it could go. I would like to say how high it is, but I believe its height is beyond measurement and into the third realm of mormon heaven.
When I wake up on the bottom bunk, I look up and get this feeling that I've sunk several feet into the floor. But then I think, climbing up is less painful than falling down. The other thing I wonder is, if there were explosives attached to my alarm clock, would it be a bomb timer, or an explosive alarm clock? Either way, I don't take any chances.
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I recently depleted the ink out of my favorite pen. This constitutes several milestones in my life.
1) I know what a pen is.
2) I know how to use it.
3) I've managed to keep track of the pen long enough to use all the ink.
As I was explaining this to an almost complete stranger, I realized that my standards for milestones might be lower than they should. But I bet I've had more milestones than any stranger in the world. Chew on that.
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Josh
1 comment:
Have ye ever thought about journalism? People would read this stuff for reals. I know I do.
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