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7:15 pm Sunday Night

Me:"Guys, in 12 hours I'll be on a plane"

Frank:"You mean, 24 hours?"

Me:"Well, in 12 hours I'll be waking up"

Frank:"Uhh..."

Me:"Okay okay. In 12 hours I'll be sound asleep"

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Right now all I have between me and finishing this semester is a final and a trunk full of time. On that list includes defrosting the fridge. On that note...

The other night Bryan and I were watching a movie, when suddenly a wave of inspiration came over me.

"Bryan, I have some left over ice cream from franks birthday"
"Lets eat it"

After about 3 minutes, I resolved that the ice cream was completely frozen inside the freezer. Its only chance of being eaten that night was an an angry Eskimo with a hatchet.

So upon defrosting my refrigerator, I will find a tub of ice cream somewhere in the mix.

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Currently, Bryan is behind me on my beautiful couch studying for our final exam tomorrow morning. I feel as though writing this will somehow increase my conscious activity pushing all my previously studied exam material down to my preconscious level, at least according to according to Freud. If this is true, I'll have a plethora of information on the tip of my ink tongue tomorrow morning.

Well, at least I did well in psychology.

Since we're on the topic, I think Sigmund Freud and Carl Jung are an enemy to the subconscious mind, and to a greater extent, the collective subconscious. For thousands and thousands of years the subconscious mind has gone undetected, pushing the conscious mind around like a kid in a stroller. Their schemes of torturing the conscious mind came to end though when these Freud and Jung people started asking the right questions.

I bet the collective subconscious community went nuts.

"Dude, he knows you like your mom!"
"Dude, I know. I think we all do."

Although recent research has shown that both psychologists may have been erroneous in their assertions, but one must question the influence of such research. Maybe its the subconsciouses way of saying "You don't see anything... we don't exist... its all in your mind. Er..."


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.:Josh

2 comments:

Heather Nicole said...

update already

Sara said...

i second that. and how do i subscribe to this thing?