Whatever crastination is, I'm for it.
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Seeing as I have about 485 things to do right now, I thought I might take some time to dump all the useless trivial thoughts I have on a day to day basis, and make them available as a free service to the public. Although, these postings leave a carbon footprint of about 152 kg, which is enough to be banned from the National Forest Honors Society for Men and O Magazine, one should wonder if the consequences of my postings justifies all the harm it does to the environment.
a) By my procrastination, you can have a laugh.
b) Laughing is an extremely justifiable way of wasting time, thus promoting you from 'procrastinator' to 'effective break taker'.
3) The combination of laughing and effective time management reduces stress, ultimately increasing your health and life span.
3c) By living a healthier and longer life, you can make a better contribution to the economy and spend less on health care.
It is really quite simple. I wish the NFHSM would get off my back about it and start sending me my members subscription to O magazine again.
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A word to the complaints about my updating habits.
Onerous.
Its an adjective. Live an let live.
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I went to a museum of the future. I stood in an empty parking lot for about 15 minutes and then left.
I think it has a lot of potential.
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Well now thats quite enough. Next time I'll let you know how I feel about stealing.
.:Josh
2 comments:
ok me awhile to get the crasination joke.
when i did i laughed and laughed.
thanks for these extra years of my life. :o)
i'd cancel your subscription to O. totally not worth it.
Brilliant Josh! I wish I had learned to explain my support of crastinating like you do. Don't worry about the NFHSM; they don't deserve you.
Ooh, I can't wait to turn you in once I know the details of your thievery. How high is the reward on your head?
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