Happy first birthday, www.joshkabosh.blogspot.com.
As a present, you get a new brownish template.
Sorry for not watering you in two months.
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I've never understood people who get a cucumber sandwich with vinegar sauce then leave it out over night. Why not just get a pickle sandwich?
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've met anyone who has ever made a cucumber sandwich then left it out all night. Well, even if someone did, I think that would be completely unnecessary. Why would anyone ever do that?
What a ridiculous world we live in.
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This evening, I asked my roommate if he had any hot chocolate, and he told me to go out to the breaker box in the hallway if I wanted to get some. I went out to the breaker box and he told me to turn the breaker for room 113, but I decided not to turn it because I didn't know whose room it was, nor did I know how switching a breaker would get me hot chocolate.
He asked me why I wouldn't switch it and I said that I didn't trust him, to which he responded by slapping me across the face. This constituted our second slap altercation involving hot chocolate.
I retreated to my place of study, but my roommate continued persuading me to go turn the breaker for room 113. After much deliberation, I gave in and went back to the breaker box.
Upon opening the box, a bag of hot chocolate mix mysteriously fell out.
I later realized that room 113 is the room I live in, and that the breaker for our hot pot was switched.
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Lately I’ve been suffering from a severe case of Crononausea (also known as Time Nausea, but not to be confused with Cronophobia.)
I asked my professor in class the other day how long our next exam would take, and when he said 2 hours I nearly lost my lunch on the guy next to me.
I went to 6 flags the other day, and the 45 minute wait for the roller coaster made me incredibly ill. Riding the roller coaster actually made me feel great because it was only about a minute long.
Plus, all the moving and flipping around counteracted my vertigo, so I felt perfectly still the entire ride.
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.:Josh
